Voice test

[imagomeandyou]

"And you? Oh, you're also quite drunk aren't you? Yes, this is the Human Saturday Night, and you do love your libations."

[ So you've been tossed in a jail. Where? What for? There is a Weirdly Pretty Lady grilling every other poor sod in the drunk tank animatedly when you too are shoved ignobly in as well. ]

"Ah! Another fresh face! How good of you to join us!"

Comments

[imagomeandyou]

[ FINE AND GOOD TO DO ACTUALLY ]

These gentlemen had just finished explaining their ill-fated revelries. Won't you grace us with your own tale?

[charmdefensive]

They put me in here for indecent exposure, which I'm honestly a little offended by, because I wasn't even trying... I could have been a lot more indecent if I knew I was being scored.

[imagomeandyou]

Indecent . . . ?

[charmdefensive]

I was having sex in public, but I still had most of my clothes on.

[imagomeandyou]

Is that really a crime? I thought sexual reproduction was common these days.

[charmdefensive]

See, you have the right idea. And now we're already in here, so what are they gonna do if we do it again~?